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This only costs 28 million won!
‘Wait a minute. No matter how I look at this place, it’s Namsan Charlemeori’s house.’
Namsan Chargeomeori.
The most poisonous of poisons, it sticks to you once it bites you and never comes off until it has sucked all your blood!
A guy who doesn’t care about anything that makes money, and enjoys sucking up blood money!
He was a giant of underground financing that took control of Seoul Station, centered on Itaewon and Yongsan, and was a fuck to eat my Master.
He was very proud of this house.
-Hahaha, the best fortune teller in South Korea guarantees that this is the place where all the money and power in South Korea is swept away.
-They say that most people would die a horrible death if they were crushed by this house, but I’m different!
-See? Ever since I moved here, everything I do has been a huge success!
He took great pains to decorate this house splendidly.
He especially loved to throw wild parties every weekend, inviting a bunch of women and subordinates over.
Every time we met, that kid would openly laugh at my house, saying it was a dilapidated multi-family house in Sillim-dong.
‘I don’t know about anything else, but I feel like I absolutely have to buy this house.’
That guy lived well in this house, so why can’t I live here?
“I want to go see this house in person.”
“Just looking at the documents is enough. It’s exactly as it is in the documents. Don’t waste your time going back and forth······.”
As if he had been waiting, the old man at the bookstore began to lay out documents one by one on the table.
“These days, apartments are the best. You wake up and the price of your house goes up! They’re also perfect for investment.”
“I told you I liked this house?”
“Hey, even if I go there······ gasp!”
The real estate agent stopped laying out the apartment documents and flinched.
Because Secretary Kim was glaring at me coldly.
“Please stand up for a moment.”
“Why, why are you doing that?”
“I don’t think I can hear you very well, Master. I think I need to open my ears for a moment.”
“Let’s go! I’ll show you right away!”
The old man from Bokdeukbang suddenly got up.
“Shall I take your car?”
The car of the old man at the Bokdeukbang was a 1,600cc Cotino.
The leather seats in the back were shiny, as if they had been used for so many times.
Instead of air fresheners, there were apples rolling around on the back shelf, along with real estate documents in paper bags and maps of Seoul.
“······?”
Secretary Kim stretched out his arm to stop his mother, who was trying to quietly get into the back seat.
“This way.”
It was the latest model Benz parked in front of the store.
Secretary Kim opened the back seat door himself and spoke.
“Come on. I’ll pick you up myself.”
The old man from Bokdeokbang quietly exclaimed as he opened the passenger seat door.
“Wow, the car is really nice. The heater is also really good······.”
As soon as Secretary Kim’s eyes flashed, the old man at the bookstore immediately slammed the door shut.
“You have to follow my car carefully?”
* * *
Honestly, it exceeded my expectations.
‘This house is full of nonsense, starting from the stone walls.’
It was built up tightly with large and small pebbles to a height of 7 meters.
This is a real money-sucking job.
Incandescent lights were also installed here and there to make it look pretty.
‘The exterior walls are made of the finest bricks, and the European-style balconies are also sophisticated. Everything from the roof to the windows is decorated with the finest quality. It feels just like a European castle.’
I like it.
‘How much does land cost around here? A luxury home like this costs only 28 million won? This isn’t cheap; it’s crap.’
The more I look back, the happier I feel.
‘The swimming pool was also built properly. The garden trees and stones were all expensive and placed there. Even if they sold them all, they would still make a lot of money.’
If you demolish the mansion and sell only the land, you can sell it for more than two thousand eight hundred.
This is a house that will definitely make you money if you buy it!
‘I wondered why such a nice house was sold for such a low price, but now I think I know why.’
There’s just one very minor problem.
“Ha, haha. It seems like the landlord is currently recuperating, so he hasn’t been taking care of it much lately.”
How long has it been since you last gardened?
In the lawn, weeds grew as tall as an adult’s waist and withered, and even the best pine tree planted in the garden was torn to pieces, its dead branches drooping.
“Just look at the price! 28 million won is a steal. How much is the land in this neighborhood? You can’t even buy an apartment of the same size in Gangnam for this price.”
The inside of the mansion was even more spectacular.
Broken furniture was scattered here and there, covered in dust and cobwebs, and wooden doors were rattling off their hinges.
Every time a cold wind blew in the middle of winter, an unpleasant creaking sound could be heard from somewhere.
‘That’s not a problem.’
Because all I have to do is tend to the garden, clean up the house, and fix things.
“You’re explaining without mentioning how many people died in this house.”
Yeah, that was the problem.
I watched in wonder at the ghosts that hovered around the mansion.
“Your Majesty, this is where seven businessmen, including President Kim of Isung Mulsan, President Choi of Daeryuk Machinery, and President Park of Mankuk Chemical, went bankrupt and died.”
Secretary Kim also seemed to know about this.
“In addition, politicians are also leaving after ruining the election. A total of eight people, including Kim Chul-ho, Lee Tae-kwang, Yang Hyo-won, and Park In-seop, lost their elections and began serving time in prison.”
“Ahem!”
“Shall I also list the names of people in the legal profession who died suddenly, such as in traffic accidents or being found dead in the Han River? There are a total of nine of them.”
“Khuh-hum!”
“It was known among high-ranking figures in the political and business world as a haunted house. It must have been abandoned for several years.”
I snapped my fingers.
‘Hey, Guardian Angel.’
Swish.
The grim reaper rose like smoke.
‘Ghosts here, can you solve it on your own?’
[of course.]
The grim reaper looked around.
When their eyes met, the ghosts trembled in shock.
[I’m going to drag these bastards to the afterlife right now······.]
‘Wait a minute!’
I waved my index finger from side to side.
‘That’s after the contract is stamped.’
It’s not even my house yet, so there’s no need to go to the trouble of exorcising me.
It would be a problem if the landlord sees this and changes his mind and decides not to sell.
“This ominous mansion is not something that your noble young master should be interested in.”
“Jeonghyeok.”
My mother leaned toward me and whispered softly.
“We only have ten million won. It seems like we wouldn’t be able to buy anything here even if we wanted to.”
The selling price of this house is twenty-eight million won.
We currently only have ten million won in cash.
It was said that the remaining one thousand eight hundred had to be prepared separately.
‘It seems like the ghost problem will be easily solved, and now the only thing left is the money problem.’
Of course, there is a way to solve that too.
Besides, there is also a corner of belief.
‘If I go with Secretary Kim later, I think I’ll be able to settle the money issue neatly.’
This is sturdy.
I was lucky.
I thought Secretary Kim would move with us.
Thanks to this, I think I will be able to easily solve my money problems, which would have been difficult to solve on my own.
“Customer, you thought this was it after looking at the documents, but were you disappointed when you actually saw it with your own eyes? You don’t have to be like that. We have an apartment in Gangnam!”
The old man at the Bokdeukbang thought this was the moment and started taking out apartment documents from the paper bag he had brought.
“A small one probably won’t catch your eye, so a large one would be better. The bigger the house, the better! Is that what they call “the bigger the better”?
I can feel the will to sell the Gangnam apartment by any means necessary.
At that moment, a very excited voice was heard from the garden.
“Hey, have you seen the stone wall of this house? Wow, it’s really cool! I really like it!”
It was the voice of a boy just beginning to change voice.
I feel like I’ve heard it a lot somewhere.
Am I mistaken?
“It’s so fancy, from the roof, to the balcony, to the pillars, to the exterior walls! I guarantee it, if you bring girls here, they’ll all go crazy!”
The boy’s laughter was so loud that it resonated all the way here.
“Wow, there’s even a pool! Alright, I’ve decided on this house as my birthday present this time! Bro, call mom right now and sign the contract right away. Hahaha!”
The voice is getting closer.
“So what if it’s a haunted house? Why don’t we just tear it down and rebuild it? This is physical exorcism! What are they going to do then? They’ll just be forced into Buddhahood!”
It was a confident voice.
“It seems like the young guests are already very fond of this house.”
“It’s cool! It’s cool! It’s stylish! It’s the perfect place to bring the kids and play!”
“You’re lucky. This property is being sold for the first time today, so this is the first time I’m introducing it. This house will definitely change hands today······Huh?”
Bam.
The front door opened.
An old man, a man in his mid-thirties, and a teenage boy stopped short of entering the house.
What a shameless fifteen year old brat!
‘Namsan Chargeumori!’
No, how did I end up meeting that kid here?
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